Maybe they had a ridiculous statement
  To make about something they hadn't experienced
  Possibly Sam had a different oppinion
  That nobody'd ever concidered important
  And damn it if Norman and Betty were listening
  Somebody would have become a phenomenal
  Howling, lightning, tampering with the electrical
  Evidence shown to be relevant
  
  Possibly with the exception of ivory
  Everyone else had abandoned the obvious
  Chipping away at erroneous garbage
  Which definately is as exciting as pudding
  Deliciously spooned from the lap of the ludicrous
  Into the mouths of the questionless idiots
  Licking their lips as their eyeballs are rolling and flapping
  Their tongues as they're losing their marbles
  
  That's the way Sam played around
  That's the way Sam played
  
  Someone who wasn't related to anyone
  Twisted the facts 'till the truth was apparent
  And dished up a dollop of dubious doo-doo that
  Sparkled like something folks scrambled to swallow
  Slipping the rich through the eye of a needle
  Is easy as getting a camel to heaven
  And Granny transgressing had blubbered a bibful
  Of classified info on Milton's imbroglio