I could stand but I don't like the feeling
  I could fall but I'm always on the floor
  You could make a million staring at the ceiling
  ou could break your back and still be poor
  
  One for the liar
  One for the cheat
  One for the man who you'll never meet
  Piece of the action and a portion of pie
  They'll be there waiting when your big chance comes by
  
  There's a snake on top of every ladder
  Who will tell you that he's your best friend
  Everyone important needs an adder
  But subtraction gets you in the end
  
  One for the liar
  One for the cheat
  One for the man who you'll never meet
  Piece of the action and a portion of pie
  They'll be there waiting when your big chance comes by
  
  They don't care they don't mind
  The in-betweens will steal you blind
  I don't know I can't say
  It seems its always been this way
  You won't feel or complain
  The gentle leech will cause no pain